The people of the world may need to re-evaluate their career choices to avoid becoming enslaved by the almighty Flint, who plans on becoming the “supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe.” This imaginative child’s class was visited by Albert Ramon, a meteorologist at KVUE. He was so amazed by Mr. Ramon that he wrote him possibly the greatest thank you letter ever and invited him to live in his “200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.” I don’t know if you’ll be able to handle this incredibly adorable and totally nerdy letter, but check it out below along with his amazing drawing:
Best line: "...you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon, riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames." We think "that's pretty dang sweet" too, Flint!
Unicorn servants feeding doughnuts to their master!
In case you’re wondering if this is fake – it’s totally not! Albert Ramon confirmed the story on twitter.
Questions? Email the author of this post, Dee Tiwari, at [email protected]
Don’t doubt it isn’t fake. Highly doubt a parent didn’t have a major hand in it…